Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 28, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Education of Louis "Louis Maltby Does Not Walk Alone" And so did Louis continue his imaginary conversation with New York Mets All-Star Third Basemen David Wright. Louis: So the family's name is Baker, and in the sequel another baby is born. David: Yeah? Louis: So that's the thirteenth kid! See, the sequel should have been called "Cheaper by the Dozen II: Baker's Dozen!" David: Ah! David: That's so obvious! They must have thought of that! Louis: Maybe they...Wait...What's this? Louis: Greg, what's going on? Greg: Nothing. Enzio took my DS Lite and won't give it back. Enzio: Beat it, Maltby. Greg: Look, Enzio, just give it back! Give it back! WHAT WOULD DAVID WRIGHT DO? SNATCH Louis: Greg, I got it! RUN! David: That is so totally NOT what I would have done. Louis: How would I know? I don't really know a thing about you! Greg: Louis, next time, mind your own business...