Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 20, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky in "S-chape Up or S-Chip Out!" Hound: Oh no! Duck: COUGH COUGH Hound #2: I say! How nice to see you so concerned for that sick waif! Hound: Are you kidding? That's Lucky Ducky's nephew! I know what'll happen! Hound: They'll try to TAX me to pay for his HEALTH CARE! Hound: Lucky Ducky is poor -- so he always wins! Hound: Let's see...can any of my employees help? Ah, yes! Hound: George! I want any legislation expanding health insurance for kids blocked! George: Yes, sir! Television: Today the President vetoed the S-Chip bill. Hound: Ah! Hound: Ah, Lucky Ducky! No hard feelings on your boy not getting health care. Hound: After all, your nephew is getting a lesson in American self-reliance! Lucky Ducky: Oh, he's GETTING health care! Hound: Wha...? But HOW? Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! Lucky Ducky: The emergency room, bub! Gotcha! Nurse: That'll be $1,100, please.