Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 29, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Come on down to... THE CORPORATE CASINO Welcome to Fabulous Corporate America Visit our V.I.P. Rooms Try your hand at C.E.O. blackjack! - If you bet big and win, you get huge bonuses! - If you bet big and lose, we pay you even more money to leave the table! C.E.O.: What the hell -- I'll double down! Have fun playing executive poker! Take a chance! The bigger your bet, the bigger your bonus if you win! And if you lose, you don't lose a dime -- simply walk away with the money you've already won! Executive: Hmm...I'd better play it safe...JUST KIDDING! I'M ALL IN! Don't qualify for our V.I.P. Rooms? Don't worry!! Almost everyone who comes just plays our WORKING-STIFF SLOTS You keep pulling the lever, and if you're lucky, you just might win enough to stay in the game. But if someone in a V.I.P. Room upstairs loses a bet, you have to leave, and your savings gets wiped out. It's the thrill ride of a lifetime! And don't forget...Across the street is THE GOVERNMENT CASINO play...Oval Office roulette - Bet big and win... You'll get an honored historical legacy! - Bet big and lose... And your buddies still get rich, and you still get a Presidential Library! George W. Bush: $3 trillion on Iraq! YEE-HAW!