Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 27, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Today's USA is the USSR of the 1980s State Ownership of Industry Boss: Central planning has issued new directive: tomorrow, we make shoes. Secret Police Spying on Citizens Woman: So I said to Ann, "If you wear that, you'll be more unpopular than George Bush." Man: It's not wise to ridicule members of ruling party. Loyalty Tests and Enforced Patriotism Department of Justice Man: Why is your picture of our glorious leader crooked? AND WHERE IS YOUR FLAG LAPEL PIN?! Military Quagmire In Afghanistan General: The Afghans have had virtually non-stop wars for a thousand years. Surely ours will end soon. THROUGH WAR PEACE Debilitating Financial Crises Man: Here are the U.S. mortgages. Did you bring...the Euro? Next: The Breakup of the Empire... New York Times Mass Secessions U.S.A. Whittled Down to Original 13 The New U.S.A. Anchorage Daily News ALASKA INDEPENDENT Pres. Todd Palin Secession