Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 18, 2009
Transcript:
the adventures of sam roland the detective who dies the case of the pickled herring the final chapter: "the chase" lady: sam roland, dead! i guess we'll never know who murdered the baroness! oop: hey! the coffin slipped! look out down there! villain: what th--?! a coffin! g-gotta lose it! this alleyway! it's still coming! smash! pow villain: aargh! i admit it! i killed the baroness! the herring wasn't poisoned -- the brine was! mr. roland, my sister is missing, and i will pay you handsomely to find her. next: sam roland interrogates mrs. chavel's accountant in chapter 1 of... "death and the deadly homicide!" dude: okay! your accusatory silence is too much! i did love her!
He’s even more taciturn and tight-lipped than S. Spade. Well, even if he doesn’t talk the talk, will he be able to walk the walk? (P.S. I’m still wondering how the attraction between Scalia and Sotomayor is going - are they still an item? Any little Scalias on the horizon?)