Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 17, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Rick N' Nick Rick: Finally! We waited years for the TOP SPOT in Super-Fun-Pak Comix! Rick: It's a legendary spot and now it's all OURS! Rick: We worked so hard for this... Nick: We hope you enjoy us here. NEXT: Look for "RICK N' NICK" in their NEW position at SFPC - the fourth spot! Stupid, Stupid Comics For Morons Woman: Starr, we'll never outfly Murdor's fleet! Starr: We can if we hitch a ride with that comet! Starr: Robot, grab its tail! Brilliant Art For INtellectuals Starr: We can if we hitch a ride with that comet! Woman: Starr, we'll never outfly Murdor's fleet! The Ghost Of James Caan James Caan: Elliott Gould! Wake up! Elliott Gould: Yaa! It's the ghost of James Caan! Elliott Gould: Wait...isn't James Caan ALIVE?! James Caan: Yes, he'd like his Marvin Gaye CD back... Elliott Gould: Oh, okay. I'll bring it to Dyan's Friday. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: I have come from the year 1909 to warn you of a terrible danger! Percival: A horrific steamship collision in Long Island Sound in 1907! Man: Uh, you traveled FORWARD in time! Percival: I just thought you might be interested. How to Draw DOUG Part I 1 Draw Doug's mother 2 Draw Doug's father 3 Draw cocktail glasses 4 Draw bed 5 Add dialogue Mother: oh my god! Last night, did we...? Man: Um, I gotta go, lady. 6 And there you have little Doug! Next - Part II: finishing up. Drawing Doug's schools, dunce caps and pimples