Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 30, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling How to Draw God-Man Hey, junior artists! Drawing your favorite superhero, God-Man, may seem hard, but it's really lots of fun! The first basic step is to get the basic structure. Now, as you get to the eyes... POW Bob: ARGH! ...you're going to want to retreat to a well-prepared defensive position to return fire! ZING ZING After all, there are some groups that object to the depiction of a superhero as powerful as God-Man. ZING Lobbing some grenades should give you time to finish the face. BOOM BOOM Now fleshing out the body can be tricky, as it involves the use of a flamethrower. Get your parents' permission. Aim low, and keep your pencil strokes loose. FOOSH BOOM Even if you suffer an artistic setback, you can often use your last breath to finish... And here it is. CENSORED by order of HappyTime Artfun, Inc. a Nerrex company ANNOUNCEMENT Next week, the "How to Draw" series will switch formats to... HOW TO BUILD PIPE BOMBS in an effort to reduce reader complaints.