Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 16, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales LeBron James in "Winning Team" ESPN Reporter: Welcome back to "The Decision," where LeBron James has announced he will play for the Miami Heat next season. Reporter: LeBron, was leaving Cleveland a difficult decision? LeBron: Yes, but I'm all about winning championships. Reporter: I'm told that until this moment, this was the highest-rated show on. Reporter: But C.S.I. has now surpassed this program. Reporter: Should you have saved your announcement for even later in the broadcast? Reporter: LeBron? Scientist #1: This woman has been murd... Scientist #2: LeBron James! Why are you here? LeBron: I'm contributing my talents to C.S.I. because I'm all about winning! LATER... Scientist: You were great on C.S.I.! And thanks for the ride! LeBron: Aw, here's a toll! Scientist: Uh-oh. We're on the slower toll line. That one's moving faster. Scientist: LeBron? Woman: Who are you? LeBron: Yes! Winning team again! Pay the toll! End
Smoky, buddy, the nets have been that height for over 100 years. Dancing? Pajamas? Thugs? Did you hear about this over the wireless? Dunking was only illegal in college for a few years in the 70’s. Offensive goaltending is still illegal, and still called as such.
However, LBJ is still a self-absorbed jerk who believes he’s “the King” but his actions show he doesn’t believe he can actually win on his own.