Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 08, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Attention, Publishers: Now that the vampire craze has died down, what will take its place in romantic books for young women? We here at "Tom the Dancing Bug" have a humble proposal for the next creature to capture every girl's heart... Woman: Charley, you're not like the other boys. Charley: You smell like bacon. Did you eat bacon? Woman: Oh my god. The canine teeth, the cmal cranial capacity. The obsession with grape soda... Woman: Charley's...an AUSTRALOPITHECINE! Woman: Charley, I discovered your secret, and I don't CARE that you're a protohominid from the Pliocene epoch. I LOVE YOU! WILDCATS! Woman: I know what you're going to say -- that our love is forbidden. Charley: Come on, here's a closet! Woman: Thank you for showing me your special place in the trees! Being semiarboreal is so cool! Woman: You're so raw and primitive! I find it exciting... Charley: Squirrel! Woman: Oh, Charley. Can I ever truly understand you? Coming Soon... CHARLEY