Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 21, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Pundit NATE-TION Featuring NATE Nate: When tragedy strikes, pundits leap to action! Television: ...shooting of a democratic congresswoman and... Nate: WHAT? Nate: Must act fast! Delete! Delete! MAKE YOUR MOVE, FEDS! Nate: I obviously meant shoot with a camera! RIP ON ELECTION DAY AND EVERY DAY, SHOOT HERE! PAID FOR BY THE NATE THINK TANK Nate: My words can't incite violence, and saying otherwise will only INCITE VIOLENCE! Nate: Now to the TV station for more defensive posturing! WLIX Criminal: Gimme yer money! BANG! Nate: Good lord! Hey, YOU! COME BACK HERE! Nate: GOTCHA! Nate: Now, tell me, punk! Are you a...democrat? Criminal: Uh...yes. Nate: HA! Back on offense! NatePundit Nate Just witnessed horrific shooting! Class warfare turning violent! Loony left has blood on its hands today! Continued & continued...