Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 25, 2011

Transcript:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling After The Revolution Man: We did it! We're free of the bloated federal gov'mint! Yee-hah! Woman: Commies, freeloaders, moochers: Yer now out of luck! Woman: But, Pa, there's something wrong with the FARM! Man: Nothing our rugged individualism can't fix, I'm sure! What is it? Woman: Our U.S.D.A. subsidy check didn't arrive in the mail! Man: Tarnation! That is peculiar! Man: Okay, but we're all about self-reliance! So, let's just go HARVEST our social security checks! Woman: They aren't there! Man: Dagnabbit...OW! BAM Woman: Pa, you done shot yerself in the foot! Man: Well, get the Ford and my MEDICARE CARD, and drive me to the hospital! Woman: Uh...about Medicare...wasn't that a benefit from the federal government! OW OW OW Man: What are you talking about, woman? I just renewed the card online with MY OWN TWO HANDS! NEXT on "After The Revolution" Man: And when you start your shift at the post office, find out what happened to our durn checks! Woman: Um...my job at the post office?