Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 13, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The U.S. Government Tracks Its Man General: Our surveillance has paid off. We now know all about him. General: Angry and isolated, he's stayed in his own unkempt home for years. General: Satellite photos show him pacing his small grounds. General: Desperate to hide his age, he dyes his graying hair for his few public appearances. General: He wraps himself in a blanket and watches television incessantly. General: This malcontent is the source of America's biggest problems. General: So, what's our move? Aide: We won't d anything. There's no political will. Aide: We're much more worried about the deficit, inflation and tax cuts than HIM. America's Unemployed Worker Staying Put For A Few More Years Man: She's over! Bid $1 on your showcase!