Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 29, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Coming This Summer And Fall BARACKMAN The Dark Knight Returns to Face His Deadliest Foe -- BANE Capital Bane: Gotham is on its knees, and now I will CRUSH IT! POW Barackman: Augh! But...HOW? Bane: The BANE CAPITAL WAY!! I gain control of the entity by claiming I'm here to save it through CAPITALISM and GOOD MANAGEMENT! KA-POW! Bane: Then I cut costs by FIRING and OUTSOURCING, and suck resources out to me and my fellow overlords! BIFF Bane: Gotham will eventually go BANKRUPT, but my cronies and I will walk away like KINGS! It's the way BANE CAPITAL WORKS! BAM Barackman: I'll tell everyone of your nefarious plot! Bane: It will do you no good! I'll take off my Bane mask -- with THIS FACE and $800 MILLION to sell it, I can convince ANYONE of ANYTHING! NEXT: Same Baracktime! Same Barackchannel! Child: Where have you been, Barackman? Barackman: I never left? It just seemed like I did!