Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 12, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling President Mitt's Sesame Street Mitt: Just look at this place! Disgraceful! Big Bird: President Mitt, we're just trying hard to help educate children. Many families can't afford preschool! Aa Bb C Gg Hh I Nn O Mitt: That's great, but America's in fiscal crisis! We can't afford the $100 to keep you around anymore! Elmo: Shucks! Elmo suppose if it's a crisis... Grover: Hey, who's moving in? Mitt: My friend, Mr. Moneybags. Mr. Moneybags: Hi! Mr. Moneybags: Yes, I'm building my third mansion here because President Mitt cut my taxes by $1,000,000! Elmo: But President Mitt, Elmo thought we were in a fiscal crisis! Mitt: Ha-ha! We are! I'm paying for that tax cut by closing loopholes! Count: Vait a minute! I did the math, and loopholes can't pay for those tax cuts vithout raising the tax burden on the middle class! Mitt: Ha-ha! Silly fact-checkers! Count: OOF! Mr. Moneybags: Hey, my company just got a $500,000 military contract, and I'm adding a guest mansion! Fairy: B-but...education and... Mitt: Now, this is the way Sesame Street ought to be! Cookie Monster: Spare a cookie? The End