Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 21, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling JUDGE SCALIA A Legal Carol After a hard day of dispensing action-packed, two-fisted justice, Judge Scalia is settling in for the night, still full of jurisprudential rage - Judge Scalia: ARGH! Homosexual agenda! Judge Scalia: Bah! I have nothing against homosexuals -- it's the behavior that DEFINES them that we can find morally reprehensible. Judge Scalia: I have nothing against ROBBERS and MURDERERS either...as long as they RESIST robbing and murdering...ZZZZ Ghost: Judge Scalia... Ghost: Judge Scalia, wake up! On this night you have a lesson to learn! Judge Scalia: WHAA?!! Ghost; I'm taking you to another world -- another reality! One in which MOST PEOPLE ARE HOMOSEXUAL, and only a FEW are born with HETEROSEXUAL desires! Ghost: How would you fit in this society, where acting on the way you feel about WOMEN is illegal? Ghost: Would you be able to live in this world? Could you act LEGALLY? Could you MARRY? Judge Scalia: Um...um... GOD HATES HETEROS VOTE NO ON MARRIAGE IS FOR SAME SEXERS Ghost: Okay, I think you learned your lesson. We can go back now. Judge Scalia: Um...um... Ghost: Judge Scalia? Ghost: Well, now I know why he thought of homosexuality as an URGE to be RESISTED... Judge Scalia: WOO-HOO! "Raise" Judicata, boys! The End God Bless Us, Every One