Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 06, 2013
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "The Wizard of Oz" The Aftermath Guard #1: You killed the Wicked Witch of the West! Guard #2: All hail Dorothy! One month later, back in Kansas - Dorothy: Oh, dear! The Oz Gazette Power Vacuum in Oz Creates Chaotic Instability Sectarian Violence Erupts Along Entire Yellow Brick Road Dorothy: My, oh my! Radio: ...poppy sleeping potion attack is suspected. Flying monkeys have taken to flying guerrilla tactics... Computer: The Munchkin regime suffered a setback when the Lollipop Guild was destroyed. Thousands were reportedly licked... Dorothy: No, no! Dorothy: It's all so complicated! If only there was something I could do! Radio: ...the White Witch has tightened her tyrannical, cruel grip on the nation of Narnia... Dorothy: Come on, Toto! I just know we'll get it right this time!
kapock about 11 years ago
What, do you expect her to take on the Kansas banks? Rockin’ riboflavin, she wouldn’t stand a chance!
jnik23260 about 11 years ago
This is an allegory for us going into Syria after making a mess of Iraq.
sottwell about 11 years ago
Especially considering the horrendous videos that have been coming out, rebel leaders eating hearts, rebels shooting captured government forces and dumping their bodies in a well… this is definitely a lose-lose situation to get involved in.
andrew_c about 11 years ago
I must regretfully inform you that the United Kingdom considers the kingdoms of Narnia and Archenland, the Western Isles and the Calormen Empire to be part of her sphere of influence.
Her Majesty’s Government will not tolerate any interference in the sovereign affairs of these proud and independent nations.
However, we will consider granting concessions, in return for similar concessions with regards to the Kingdoms of Oz. We also hold no present interest in the areas known as the Northern and Eastern Wastes.
andrew_c about 11 years ago
Oh, and on a more serious note, If the West wants to be seen to be doing something meaningful, make plentiful medical supplies, gas masks and NAAK kits available to everyone in Syria. NAAK kits can ameliorate the effects of nerve gas lonk enougth for the victim to survive to make it to hospital, which is where the medical supplies (and perhaps trained medics) come in. The NATO and Ex Soviet Bloc countries have massive amounts of anti-NBC equipment and supplies in storage which they could use, and I’m sure this is an idea that Russia is more likely to support.
All credit due to author Charles Stross for coming up with this idea.
Incidentally, the Syrian rebels have been asking for this stuff since the first gas attacks at least six months ago.
ianrey about 11 years ago
Narnia will certainly fall in line with the hard-line Aslan clerics, because otherwise those Tash-holes in Calormen. After Peter redraws the borders, ethnic Tashbaan refugees seeking amnesty in Narnia will be rebuffed, enraging the Calormenes, who will start sending suicide wizards into Cair Paravel.
jpozenel about 11 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed……
Dr Lou Premium Member about 11 years ago
It is very hard to get the Revolution correct….!
craigwestlake about 11 years ago
@RubenStory aside, I have to compliment you on today’s artwork. It is amazingly good.
kapock about 11 years ago
What is the thing (or things) behind the radio in the two panels before the final panel? Toto seems to be sitting on the seat, but is it a piece of farm equipment, or what?
Smokey412 Premium Member about 11 years ago
A wardrobe? Shouldn’t she be walking toward a tornado?
Applemask about 2 years ago
Ironically in the Narnia stories the Pevensie kids did stick around to win the peace as the new Government