Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 09, 2014
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Tale of Ye Olde Inter-Nets Part the First Man: We figured out a way to connect information between homes, shoppes and villages. King: Verily? Man: You send a messenger, or "request", to an address, and it sends you the information. King: Let me try it. Find me a goode joke. Man: I'll write this special address... Jester: Is that you popular songstress singing or doth a goose farte? King: Ha-ha! She got served! Man: Any information can be thus spread: commerce or news. King: Hmm...we shall need a better means for the information to travel. Troll: Ahem, I own the bridges and footpaths. King: Under MY license, troll! Troll: YES, m'lord. If it pleases you, I'll build out the roads, and then charge users a fee. King: Very well. And so were new roads built by the troll, and the internets grew! Man: The entire kingdom is prospering. Troll: But I, we internets service provisioner, not enough! Continued next week -
Percival Dunwoody, idiot time traveler AND parable king!