Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 14, 2014

Transcript:

ducky: the economy's grown at a record pace, but i'm doing worse! all the benefits of growth have gone to the top 1%! lucky ducky the poor little duck who's running out of luck in "mid-term squirm" ducky: i've got to find the most powerful leader in emerica! the system is broken, and only he can help! oop: hey, you lucky ducky! ducky: hollingsworth hound, the richest dog in town! hound: i know how to help you! if my taxes are cut, you'll do great! ducky: outta my way! only the president has the power to help someone like me! oop: why, hullo, little feller. ducky: senator mcconshell! senator: uh, i can help yuh. if cut all regulations on companies, yuh'll do great! ducky: you can't fool me! i'm off to see the president, the champion of all the downtrodden lucky duckies! senator: uh... ducky: ah, finally! the white house! someone who can help the powerless! oop: psst... hey, buddy... president: you got a match? i'm not allowed to smoke these things. ducky: the president's a lame ducky! the end