Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 23, 2015

Transcript:

oop: god-man is so great! let's re-read this issue! boy 1: guys! god-man fan club emergency! god-man fan club boy 2: someone's in danger? or starving? boy 1: worse! the new issue of chuck is out, and they make fun of... god-man! chuck in this issue clod-man oop: no, no! it can't be! clodhopper dept. clod-man! clod-man: worship me! wotta clod kid: watch where yer goin'! oop: gasp! no, no! clod-man: it's clod-man to the clod-rescue! up, up and i'm gone. clod b.o. clod fart civilians: we're down here... you clod! wotta clod, man. boy 2: this ink and paper is a grave threat to our hero who has absolute control over the entire space-time continuum! boy 1: we must go to the office of chuck magazing and stop this from ever happening again! boy 3: god-man, hear us in your god-hideout: aid us in our battle to avenge your honor! and in his god-hideout on mt. zevuluss on planet xeq... god-man: haw! i get it! clod-man sounds like god-man! hilarious! good likeness too! radio: we beseech you, help us fight...