Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 13, 2015
Transcript:
Hollingworth Hound Triumph of the counterintuitive There are those who claim to want to her pyou, the middle and lower classes. They propose policies like strengthening labor laws and the social safety net. Programs like these that help you directly and simply actually will destroy you! we have the courage to look deeply to find solutions that will really help you! Its justa coincidence that they all happen to do so by enriching the weathly. Tax cuts for the rich, which will bolster the economy for your family! Deregulation of banks and business that gets the government off all our backs! A fed policy that allows high unemployment in order to obesssively ward off heath eroding inflation! Glorious wars that enrich corporation but are magnificently paid for and fought by you. The optional and/or mandatory feeding of the poor to polo ponies CUT! What did I go too far with that one? Director: No, No We just want to put an american flag in the background! ah, of course!
An excellent, modest proposal. It should be implemented swift-ly.