Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 23, 2015
Transcript:
Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Monkey business chapter 3 In which charley the australopithecine ( A prehistoric species that evolved into humanity) captured by a research scientist, debates a chimpanzee who has learned sign language. charley: Us the chimp for your dumb experiment! monkey: no use bad hairy man Doc: excuse me. I odnt like to converse with my experiment subjects, Its unsettling to argue with something before pounding its head in. no good night! monkey: you dirty nut charley: That does it! lets rumble!! CRASH! Attention all non - human organisms! we are here to free you from your torture! Com on my simian ally! I free you now! Hey, what about me?You! you're one of the oppressors! I heard you urging that researcher to use this helpless chimp in his nefarious experiment! Charley: b-but Im one of the animals!! You're no animal! You're photo human and you can rot here for all I care! Move the camera around more, you idiot! I want a cinema verity effect! Next: the child is father to the man
Anthropoid primates: a bad lot all around.