Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 06, 2015
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Hollingworth HOUND Climate scientist convention opening session 9:30 Welocme, scientists! Boswell, are the doors locked? Yes, Your excellency! Ah, then we can let down our facade! HA HA HA! all is going exactly according to plan! What a magnificent plan! WE, the worlds most evil masterminds, all became climate scientists! And now we'll bring the words economy to its knees by perpetrating a global warming hoax! <Sniff, sniff> whats that I smell? Over there! Its apps pie on his breath! and freedom in his heart! Get him! ...and I barely got out with my life! Oh, holing worth! Those villains must be stopped! But what can we do? who'll believe us? Were just a group of billionaires and oligarchs! we must use our resources to fight! sIr, I ripped your suit for you, I assume you will be playing the infiltrator tomorrow night? yes yes!
Linguist – nailed it – the climate may indeed be “changing” because it’s ALWAYS been changing. We go through natural cycles dependent upon primarily solar output. It’s complicated, yes. There are many factors to global temperatures – but man is certainly not one of them. He never caused it, nor can he do anything to reverse it.