Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 29, 2016

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HOLLINGWORTH HOUND IN Policies that put children on the path to lead Pig: there are those that say that our disparate economic system gives poor children no chance to succeed. Sure my little nephew Pendrick has every resource in his safe town and well - funded school. But in low- income li'l lucky ducky here has advantages you may not have considered (this here is public skool) Pollution - induced asthma gives him more time for restful contemplation. Mold growth in schools may very well be providing antibiotic protection we can gauge his profess with a standardized test. Duck: um…we don't have any #2 pencils! Pig: Ha-Ha, No problem. Just take a few sips …and prick a finger… and you're good to go. Pig: So when you hear folks whining about more regulations and tax money, remember: A little bit of lead never hurt anyone. Duck: actually the little bits of lead hurt the most. BAM BAM BAM the end