Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 21, 2015

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sneering at customersstanding staring vacantly into space as the peak hour line reaches the door.Chatting with other ‘baristas’ with back to the waiting customers.And the section for ‘Making Coffee’ seems way too big.

Comparing tattoos and sketching ideas for new ones, if they can find a blank space.

Records?!

I think you need a talk with Beardo :)