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Spud: The frisbee soared over my head and landed in a huge patch of poison ivy. And my doctor says I can't get within... wait don't.
Wallace: Spud, it's mind over matter.
Mrs. McClellan: What were you thinking?!?
Wallace: It doesn't matter.
You just have to admire Wallace. It is what made America great … nowadays he would sue the landowner for megabucks