Take it home to Ma’s science project growing in the back of the refrigerator. They’ll mate and start a new species of disgusting, putrid and worthless scum. Most likely with orange skin and small hands.
Spud’s got a point…if he eats it, then it’s probably not going to be much of a problem anymore if it has achieved sentience, right? Not unless it’s capable of pulling an “Alien” moment, but c’mon, sentient or not…it’s still just cheese. His stomach can probably handle that.
WoodEye over 5 years ago
Only the weekend? Should be tasty!
crookedwolf Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s eat or be eaten!
kate over 5 years ago
Take it home to Ma’s science project growing in the back of the refrigerator. They’ll mate and start a new species of disgusting, putrid and worthless scum. Most likely with orange skin and small hands.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sentient cheeses are the best!
Pirate Mike creator over 5 years ago
Multi-part questions are hard
scyphi26 over 5 years ago
Spud’s got a point…if he eats it, then it’s probably not going to be much of a problem anymore if it has achieved sentience, right? Not unless it’s capable of pulling an “Alien” moment, but c’mon, sentient or not…it’s still just cheese. His stomach can probably handle that.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
There is sentient fermented tofu for vegans, too.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I totally believe that is how Gorgonzola is made! I hate the stuff!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Let it mate with the bleu cheese.
hwmj over 5 years ago
I’m surprised it hasn’t crawled out on its own
No free Heath care? almost 2 years ago
“So i shouldn’t eat it?” Quote from spud