Wide Open by Rich Powell for March 18, 2014

Pharmacist: "Hmm, you’re right. According to the warning label, this medicine can result in twisted faces. I always thought “faces” was a typo."

Didn’t your mother warn you what would happen if you made faces at her?

Talking out of the wrong side of his mouth.

And that’s just his head!

Side effects can include turning into a walking, talking Pablo Picasso painting.

Um, the prescription was for Percoset, not Picasso…