There was a doctor who always stopped at the same bar on the way home, and always had the same drink – a hazlenut dauquiri. Because he always came at the same time, the bartender always had his drink ready for him. One day, just before the doctor arrived, the bartender was getting his drink ready, when he realized he was out of hazlenut extract. What was he to do? He thought fast and decided to use hickory extract instead. The doctor came in and the bartender handed him the drink. After taking a couple of sips, the doctor said: “This is good, but you can’t fool me. This isn’t hazlenut daiquiri, what is it?”. The bartender replied. “It’s hickory daiquiri, doc”.
There was a doctor who always stopped at the same bar on the way home, and always had the same drink – a hazlenut dauquiri. Because he always came at the same time, the bartender always had his drink ready for him. One day, just before the doctor arrived, the bartender was getting his drink ready, when he realized he was out of hazlenut extract. What was he to do? He thought fast and decided to use hickory extract instead. The doctor came in and the bartender handed him the drink. After taking a couple of sips, the doctor said: “This is good, but you can’t fool me. This isn’t hazlenut daiquiri, what is it?”. The bartender replied. “It’s hickory daiquiri, doc”.