Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 19, 2020

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 4 years ago

    That advice will set him under 50 gold coins.

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  2. Snake on a hat 2003
    BigDaveGlass  almost 4 years ago

    The stool will collapse….

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  3. Bougainvillea
    DavidSharp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “I’m sorry sir, you’re in trouble: we can’t get you in the coffin… I wonder why he isn’t answering.”

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    tony_n_jen2003  almost 4 years ago

    Upgrade to a piano crate.

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  5. Olympus 004
    John9  almost 4 years ago

    Just cremate him and it won’t matter (ashes to ashes)

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He paid upfront for the medium size, upsizing will cut into the amount set aside for the bar and his friends won’t stand for that. They will insist on what don’t fit.. gets cut off and fed to the dogs

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    Craig Westlake  almost 4 years ago

    Doctor Wotasnozzle is famous for the subtlety of his comments…

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  8. Jolie album
    brklnbern  almost 4 years ago

    Comforting advice.

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