Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 31, 2023

… IF you wake up!!!

Then you’ll rush out and buy a pile of burgers instead.

She’d need a big prescription.

Oh, and I thought about placebo effect.

Now, give this pill to Mrs. Dear!

After she wakes up, Wiz had better not be standing between Blanch and the nearest source of food!

First she cooks it, then she sleeps it off before she can eat it. Whatever works, Wiz.

ba dum tss

I like that. Now an anti-booze pill for Bung maybe.