Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2024

WRONG on so many levels. I’ll let the rest of you fight it out.

I identify as sabotaged…….

I foresee problem with this solution.

I have heard that there is a lot of that " thinking " going on lately . I wonder how it will play out ?

I’m confused, is that an elixir or a tincture?

well now you have a face of a man. :}

Whoops. He must’ve given her the Bearded Lady Elixir. “I see a circus or carnival in your future.”

♪♫ "He bent down, turned around, and gave her a wink.

He said, ’I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink’.

It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink.

She held her nose, she closed her eyes, she took a drink.

They didn’t know if they were he or she.

They started yelling ’what’d you do to me?’.

And when they saw their face was as hairy as could be,

they broke the massive honker of… The Wizard of I. D…" ♪♫

So which bathroom / locker room to use?

Definitely, Wiz in the early days! His spells were only half…

This is why Binary Hormone Cocktail never caught on.

Transgendering before it became the rage.

Women are not the smooth skinned maidens people think they are. A lot of them have hair that they have to tweeze and sometimes even shave. Marketers, now called influencers have convinced us that normal isn’t normal. I’m take normal anytime over fake.