Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2024

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And he has a lot of buttons to choose from……..

I didn’t know the Wiz had a suicide wish. Provoking a lass who can face down the moat monsters and sent them scurrying for cover is not generally considered a good strategy…lol

Tact is the soul of wit. In this case, better watch what you say if you want to keep body and soul together!

Wiz is cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

110 pounds? Yes, for each leg.

That’s two cracks about her weight this week. You are really pushing your luck Wiz.

I always imagined a guy who would sidle up to you while you were in a queue for a ride at the circus.

“Guess your wait for a quarter, sir.”

That third panel is what nightmares are made of.

For $10.00 he’ll tell you you have a figure like Marilyn Monroe.