Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 09, 2008

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    saltcreek  almost 16 years ago

    thats not girlfriend, thats a wife

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    Jackone  almost 16 years ago

    Either one will have the same effect. lol.

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Women require time and money: women=time*money And since time is money we can substitute giving: women=money*money=money^2 Since money is the root of evil: money=evil^0.5 Squaring both sides we get: money^2=evil^1=evil Which then leads to: women=money^2=evil Therefore: women=evil

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    krusher2  almost 16 years ago

    What’s mine is hers, what’s hers is hers.

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    lazygrazer  almost 16 years ago

    I’d rather put my money into steaks and blondes than stocks and bonds anyday.

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    SarahT00  almost 16 years ago

    The math problem doesn’t include picking up dirty clothes or remembering where you put the keys and wallet.

    THAT is priceless!

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 16 years ago

    It’s the LOVE of money which is the root of all evil.

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    iowaweav  almost 16 years ago

    Being a 46-yr-old bachelor, I can tell you the market has it about right. In the end it’s a hundred bucks a throw.

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