Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2009

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    JosePeterson  about 15 years ago

    Word

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    Hillbillyman  about 15 years ago

    How are you paying for your drinks?

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Exactly what I was thinking.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    It’s on a tab…like Norm Peterson’s beer.

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    Dkram  about 15 years ago

    Where everybody knows your name. What’s his name any way?

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    yow4zip Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Drinky McSloshey

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    mikdeeps  about 15 years ago

    Which one jose?

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    cbrsarah  about 15 years ago

    I sympathize.

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    idwiz123  about 15 years ago

    people always seem to have enough money for their cigarettes, booze, weed etc… but not enough for anything else

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    Ronshua  about 15 years ago

    The mugs empty . No pencils or apples just imaginary O-dollars and hope .

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    Hey, if Congress can put everything on the tab, why can’t he?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 15 years ago

    Touché.

    Now not only I need a job (been searching since January), but also a bar/café-like place (instead of alcohol or coffee, maybe an herbal tea) to tell friends, acquaintances and strangers my stories and troubles. (If there are still any around, maybe a soda fountain like my great-grandfather used to own in Safford, Arizona, which also had a pharmacy).

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    yyyguy  about 15 years ago

    sorry, hipster. that’s more of a truism. it seems to me a political statement is something that can be argued.

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    Smiley Rmom  about 15 years ago

    I agree with idwiz123

    “people always seem to have enough money for their cigarettes, booze, weed etc… but not enough for anything else.”

    I’ve noticed the lower the income of the neighborhood a Wal-Mart is in, (I tend to shop at several) the higher percentage of people smoking in the parking lot. I would also add cable TV to the list. I’ve never had cable or satellite TV, but I know people on food stamps who do.

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    Of course, Amom. That’s why they have to be on food stamps.

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