Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    That will cure your smoking and drinking habits fast.

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    sjoujke  about 15 years ago

    Well you might as well…it sounds like your life is over!

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    pouncingtiger  about 15 years ago

    Morbid, ain’t he?

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    ladywolf17  about 15 years ago

    What’s the meaning of life then, if you can’t enjoy the fine things that give you pleasure.

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corps. Oops, too late.

    “Lest we forget.”

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    What’s wrong with not smoking, drinking or eating fatty deli meat? (I do drink occasionally.) There’s so much else out there to enjoy, and who needs tobacco anyway?

    Now doing without chocolate…well, you might as well just push yourself over. :))

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    gjsjr41  about 15 years ago

    What’s he doing in a tavern with a mug if he isn’t supposed to drink?

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    rshive  about 15 years ago

    Bdaysuit – Actually he’s drinking O’Fink’s no-alcohol mead. Known in another incarnation as water.

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    pdeason2  about 15 years ago

    No that is what his doctor told him to do but what he will do is another story (he will drink,smoke and eat fatty foods)

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    J. R. I can do without the chocolate and all the the other sweet stuff all the time.

    I’d miss more than the deli meats though: Eggs, KFC, ribs, shrimp and on and on an and on. And yes I’d miss the beer and smokes, too. I think I’d do the same in his position.

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    ninmas  about 15 years ago

    at least you’re alive!

    optimists unite!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    .if you can’t give up smoking , booze and corn beef sandwiches, then don’t……..your ‘prayers’ will soon be answered

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    lazygrazer  about 15 years ago

    Spent most of my money on fancy food, cigars, booze and broads. Wasted the rest.

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    ferndip  about 15 years ago

    I wouldn’t give up sherry or brandy. They’re nice girls. You might become a vegan, boring as it might be.

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    lewisbower  about 15 years ago

    Who says you’re not allowed: Your doctor?–switch doctors Your wife?–Easy Lew, she might read this Your dietitian?–How much does she weigh? Your mother?–Well obviously you’ll live to a ripe old age

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    notinksanymore  about 15 years ago

    Irony is misspelling something while bashing someone else for doing the same.

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    RioBravo  about 15 years ago

    Irony and hypocrisy

    Wait wasn’t that a song??

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    mroberts88  about 15 years ago

    I have to agree.

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    JanLC  about 15 years ago

    My grandfather died of a smoke-related aneurysm. He was 92. My grandmother died of second-hand-smoke-related complications. She was 99. Not that I’m defending smoking (I still celebrate the anniversary of the day they outlawed smoking in restaurants completely in CA) but not everyone is adversely affected by smoking, drinking or eating fatty foods.

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    Mark Berte Premium Member about 15 years ago

    There’s no law in this country against killing yourself slowly via food, liquor, or tobacco.

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    I’m not sure how I would handle that yet!

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    sickofsignins  almost 15 years ago

    The id toons are really fun to read and I can almost hear the bada boom of the drum on the end. But the most interesting reading comes from the comments of everyone afterward. Hey mfcoace, love the Marvin look!

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