Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 10, 2010

I want to hear it too.

Bung discovers how to seduce a woman from ID (even when pixelated)

Q: Why didn’t the snake bite the King? A: Professional courtesy.

@gimmickgenius

That’s for Lawyers, not Kings!

Gimmickgenius: because it didn’t want to get poisoned?

Then the snake bites the king, causing the snake to die.

Any joke about the king is good.

That’s one joke Bung can’t use in his actual profession as court jester. He must use all the others therein.

I’d like to hear that one, too.

What if the snake was a pet?

that’s on her list lol

How’d the Fink get his foot high enough?

LameRandomName, if you read this, look back at yesterday’s comments for my reply to your post.

And the snake says “Son, watch where you’re walking.”

What kind of snake?

I bet the king really got it, i hope it was in the fanny.

I bet the king really got it, i hope it was in the fanny.

so… political jokes are ok

My cat ate cantalope, artichoke, meatloaf, garlic knots, anything we would give him.

My dog wouldn’t eat anything untill the cat ate it first.

I want to hear this joke, Bung.

So no this or that kind of joke, but animal cruelty jokes are okay? Figures.