Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 17, 2010

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    tirnaaisling  about 14 years ago

    You can’t make a decent curse without it!

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    SO!! Just raise your rates. The fink can afford it.

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    BigChiefDesoto  about 14 years ago

    You mean the King’s got Geithner and Bernanke too???

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Course I can. Why do you think you’re so tall?

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    gjsjr41  about 14 years ago

    All them poor blind Newt’s roaming around with little white canes.

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    pamlicorat  about 14 years ago

    Wool of Bat isn’t cheap either.

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    Valis616  about 14 years ago

    20 gold pieces on the GE.

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    A free market solution if there ever was one.

    Saw a coupon the other day–“Buy one eye of newt, get one free!”

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    Sandfan  about 14 years ago

    It’s those heartless, soulless big eye of newt conglomerates that are restricting supplies to drive up the prices and gouge the poor working wizard.

    [Somebody needs to invent a sarcasm font.]

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    Tsali-Queyi  about 14 years ago

    Will gecko eyes do? I know of one talking gecko I wish he’d get.

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    dradk  about 14 years ago

    good one, Dr. Toon!

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    dvoyack  about 14 years ago

    An eye for an eye and a newt for a newt!!!!

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    steelerman66  about 14 years ago

    y newts salamanders wouldnt work

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    The high price of doing business these days!

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    The high price of doing business these days!

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