Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 26, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    The Wiz is trying out his new wand Blanche gothim for Christmas. He better demand a refundthough.

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    TexTech  almost 13 years ago

    OOOOPPPPSS!

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    TURTLE  almost 13 years ago

    All flash in the pan.

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    Avatar_Ang  almost 13 years ago

    U’re NOT Gandalf.. Stop pretending to be him.. ;)

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    Avatar_Ang  almost 13 years ago

    And that goofball of a monster’s a far cry from a Balrog.. Ha ha ha..

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    Made in China.

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    rshive  almost 13 years ago

    It’s hard to defend the world with a cheap wand.

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    randymi  almost 13 years ago

    Clearly, the wand did not come from Ollivander’s…

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Someday. in a galaxy far, far away they will invent the light sabre.

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    LiviaBay  almost 13 years ago

    I see Lunch!

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    NE1956  almost 13 years ago

    I’m usually thinking of Rodney flambe. Also I thought that Wiz was smarter than that. I see toast.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 13 years ago

    You’ve been talkin’ ‘bout Jackson ever since the fire went out…..I’m going to Jackson!

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    dradk  almost 13 years ago

    better let him pass then.

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    trick is to turn pass by into pass out

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    kab2rb  almost 13 years ago

    Wiz need to find America made work better.

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    falcon_370f  almost 13 years ago

    Better leave fightin Balrogs to Gandalf, Wizard.

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Henry, would you mind fry-biting this interloper?

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    cwreenactor  almost 13 years ago

    Khazad-doom!

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    Phosphoros  almost 13 years ago

    This is how not to test a product!

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    frrykid Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    One just has to remember to check the setting BEFORE you try to use it. (How many of us have had the drill going in the wrong direction when when try to drill a hole or drive a screw?)

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    RalphZIggy  almost 13 years ago

    throw it down to try bridge-cracking mode, wiz!

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    Rrhian Blade  almost 13 years ago

    Hehe… maybe he should point his wand at himself and yell “fly you fool!” : PP

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