Several years ago when I moved here a co-worker asked me to go hunting. Great. Dreams of my childhood, wild animals, shooting…we got in a car and drove dirt roads. Some birds DID dun across the road and he stopped, got out and unloaded and missed all shots. I thought, that looks easy.
I mean, I used to hunt, and maybe the shots got my adrenalin up.so I bought a shotgun and we went out again. Nothing, in spite of all the driving, which gets OLD. And he didn’t like to walk much.
We didn’t even see a shootable bird the rest of the season, and I put the shotgun in the closet, and gave it to a friend last year. I realized I don’t need to hang out with guys who carry guns when there’s nothing to shoot at and can’t shoot anyway.
Besides, I once herded a bear with a stick, and so why should I pretend they need killing?
Reminds me of the hunter that bought a new pump gun, and was bragging that he got seven shots off at a rabbit. “Did you get him?” “No, but I got off seven shots at him!!!”
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
What a sportsman he is.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
This is how the 1% hunt.
adubman almost 13 years ago
Probably mixes the apple juice with Fruit Loops.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
Cheney should be up ahead since I wouldn’t want him behind me.
RonaldMott almost 13 years ago
It is Mott’s Juice?
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Several years ago when I moved here a co-worker asked me to go hunting. Great. Dreams of my childhood, wild animals, shooting…we got in a car and drove dirt roads. Some birds DID dun across the road and he stopped, got out and unloaded and missed all shots. I thought, that looks easy.
I mean, I used to hunt, and maybe the shots got my adrenalin up.so I bought a shotgun and we went out again. Nothing, in spite of all the driving, which gets OLD. And he didn’t like to walk much.
We didn’t even see a shootable bird the rest of the season, and I put the shotgun in the closet, and gave it to a friend last year. I realized I don’t need to hang out with guys who carry guns when there’s nothing to shoot at and can’t shoot anyway.
Besides, I once herded a bear with a stick, and so why should I pretend they need killing?
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Fink – The great hunter. ……. …
LovDComix almost 13 years ago
I think saying ‘please’ is his way of being primal.
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
Hemingway and Jack London would laugh at the Fink..
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Ha ha!!! He said, “wee”!
Phosphoros almost 13 years ago
And while you’re at it… peel me a grape…
tuslog64 almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of the hunter that bought a new pump gun, and was bragging that he got seven shots off at a rabbit. “Did you get him?” “No, but I got off seven shots at him!!!”