Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2012

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    Superfrog  almost 13 years ago

    Oh No! It’s spreading right across the screen!

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    A person would have to be an Einstein to figure outwhat space time continuum means.

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    Say,your weak,is our strong.lol

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    Shooter918  almost 13 years ago

    What would Captain Picard do?

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Those taco kits can cause a rip in more than just the space-time continuum.

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    denzil42  almost 13 years ago

    @Shooter918Picard would realize it’s a “Q” prank and sic Worf on him to force “Q” to mend the continuum.

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    worsel1  almost 13 years ago

    fly the pandorica into it and reboot the universe

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    JollyRoger56  almost 13 years ago

    Wiz, you need to find another profession.

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    ransomdstone  almost 13 years ago

    @William Pursell your entry is “Best In Show!” Many other good ones today.

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    trimguy  almost 13 years ago

    Ask only a man’s worth, not the accident of his condition.

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    Sirzanne  almost 13 years ago

    Just like the continuum, my sides are splitting…

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    Somebody get a quantum mechanic!

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    rabidhunter  almost 13 years ago

    Time for the Doctor…

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    David Bethke Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Didn’t Doctor Who fix something like this in the last series?

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    a space in time saves nun

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    valheru  almost 13 years ago

    What I want to know is what the hell he was actually casting that he could “accidentally” rip a hole in the space/time continuum. That wizard has some real power going on there. Maybe he’s prepared for such a contingency by enchanting Blanche’s sewing kit… I can just see it. +5 knitting needles of dimensional repair. They might give a +5 competence bonus to Craft (Knitting).

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    tmick2001  almost 13 years ago

    In Futurama a hole was ripped in the space/time continuum when they used the time-traveling code too many times

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    Out here in CA, we know the rip in the space-time continuum as the San Andreas Fault. Boy when it rips, LOOK OUT!!!

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    “Mending the continuum…” now there’s a happy thought.

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    Scroogeman  almost 13 years ago

    The 3 minute Universe.

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    rgcviper  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve always loved the word “continuum” …

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    stvmann71966  almost 13 years ago

    I thought the Doctor already handled this problem

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    acesover  almost 13 years ago

    He needs a Space Needle.

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    dougdash  almost 13 years ago

    Where’s a time lord when you need one.

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    orionsdaughter  almost 13 years ago

    Walter Bishop in the sixteenth century.

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