Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
When I was young and just a bad little kidMy momma noticed funny things I didLike shootin’ puppies with a B B gun
I’d poison guppies, and when I was doneI’d find a pussy cat and bash its headThat’s when my momma said
(What did she say?)She said “My boy, I think somedayYou’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay”
You’ll be a dentist(Be a dentist)You have a talent for causing things pain(Pain)Son, be a dentist(Son, be a dentist)People will pay you to be inhumane
AT your backdoor