Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 10, 2012

So long as he’s just speaking in symbols, it doesn’t count.

Careful Friar. You don’t want the same thing to happento you that happened to the Father in the “Caddy Shack”movie now do you?

Golf kills many each year. relaxing my butt.

He broke his silence for Lent.

Can someone Lent the Friar some English instead of French? (You have to pardon his French at times.)

Where’s the lightning strike?

Our Chaplin serving in Vietnam would cut loose with some expletives that a drunkin sailor would not say.

Remember Father Mulcahy in Mash? He said about vulgar language: I just translate it into latin. It all sounds noble that way.

I’m not sure anybody should play golf. A good walk spoiled and all that.

Now he’s playing golf.

There goes the neighborhood!

Thats why they call it GOLF, all the good four letter words are taken.

And I always thought “Enough to make a chalain cuss” was just an expression.(US Army Sig.Corps 1962-1964 Cold War)

Hit send too quickly: Chaplain

“When Monks Go Bad”.Just call him “Old Thumper” and leave it at that !

No monk ing about with him is there….

Friar Gorman: It was a bee…

He doesn’t drive or putt well but he’s a good chip monk.

Never played golf. Walked a course a couple of times with friends. I can’t trust myself around s$$holes in perhaps secluded places where I have a club in my hand.

Doesn’t it say “Thou shalt not #?!!$%$#” somewhere?

(Heh, Gocomics extracted the “at” symbols – that must be the REALLY bad word.)

ASHBURN STADIUM THAT JOKE IS OLD AS HELL