Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 29, 2012

And there probably isn’t a husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend in the world who hasn’t wanted to be able to do that to his or her significant other every now and then!

Wish I could do that to my wife now and then.

Wiz was the inventor of TIVO?

Wish I could do that trick….

Come to think of it, there probably isn’t a parent in the world who hasn’t wanted to do that to his or her kids on occasion, either!

You are not much of a Wiz at all..If yoiu were Blanch would look like Tiffney Cohan of ‘Lets make a deal’

If you were a little smarter, you’d at least have fast-forwarded past the yelling.

not me. i no longer hang out with Hick, Culp, and He.

Of course, Fast Forward would be a better trick…

Good for you.

Many times I wished for a Mute button, or a Sleep button. Now, I would give anything for a Rewind button.

At least that’s one trick he’s mastered … practice makes perfect

I’m sure the wife is a nice person sometimes but if I was a wizard she would look more like one of those SI swimsuit models. Of course I would do some work on myself as well.

my wife couldn’t carry a tune in a bag, and she knows it. when she’s happy, she sings, and i tell her to sing away just happy because she is. we’re getting older, and i may long to hear her happy voice some day, and not be able to…

@ WW2 Marine Veteran:

LOL!!! After all you’ve done for this country, you deserve some libertycall!

I’ve solved the problem of having to deal with my wife

when she starts one of those ’you’re not listening’ rants.

I have a cardboard cut out of me holding a beer in my hand

and the head on the photo is on a spring.When she starts

I just give the head a flick and run out the door.

I’ve often wondered why people get married in the first place. Haven’t you?