He could take up yoga but good luck finding an instructor who would A: put up with Fink or B: not be looking to get even with Fink. These are not mutually exclusive.
This reminds me of the “Eisenhower Tree” on the 17th hole at Augusta. The president hit this pine tree so many times he proposed in an Augusta golf course board meeting that it be cut down. Rather than offend the president by refusing to cut it down, the board adjorrned.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
The only tree on the course and he managesto hit it.
Top Cat over 12 years ago
What happens when he lands in a sand trap?
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Any wonder he’s teed off (both meanings) and can’t hit the ball straight…..it’s oval when it should be round. Good luck with the putting.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
He could take up yoga but good luck finding an instructor who would A: put up with Fink or B: not be looking to get even with Fink. These are not mutually exclusive.
dmdip over 12 years ago
The best way to avoid hitting a tree on a golf course is to aim for it.
revisages over 12 years ago
if you’re so the king, why couldn’t you put that hole under that tree?
Ken8338 Premium Member over 12 years ago
This reminds me of the “Eisenhower Tree” on the 17th hole at Augusta. The president hit this pine tree so many times he proposed in an Augusta golf course board meeting that it be cut down. Rather than offend the president by refusing to cut it down, the board adjorrned.
WebSpider over 12 years ago
With it being the only tree on the course, I am surprised that it wasn’t a Hun spy. Good thing that wasn’t the case. ;-)
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@gmartin997 Nothing that a little creative bookkeeping on the score card can’t fix. What, me worry?
roadhog1953 over 12 years ago
The only tree gone? But what if I have to use the bathroom?
coffeeturtle over 12 years ago
What a fink!
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
wait a second….FOOM ??