Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  about 12 years ago

    That’s because she was in better shape than you.

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    RetroJenny  about 12 years ago

    Look on the bright side…she could have pushed you in the middle of the street.

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    wcorvi  about 12 years ago

    “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

    Dean Martin

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    seyleigh  about 12 years ago

    And did you remember to thank her?

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    rshive  about 12 years ago

    Bung probably would be fine if she hadn’t stepped on his hand.

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    Dave Thorby  about 12 years ago

    If Bung has never been more humiliated, he should get out more (boom, boom).

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    oddball1972  about 12 years ago

    Maybe she’s a Girl Scout????

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    ryku7  about 12 years ago

    @oddball1972 yes she is the oldest girl scoot there is but back then they were know as wing scout

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    Rickapolis  about 12 years ago

    Did you want to cross the street?

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Bung can’t use that quote. I’ve never seen him sober. He once even got arrested for DWI (Drinking While Intoxicated).

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