Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 25, 2012

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    thirdguy  about 12 years ago

    You should see what he can do to a spork!

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    Llewellenbruce  about 12 years ago

    Wait till the guy looks at himself in a mirror. Then hewon’t call Wiz a phony.

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    jollyjack  about 12 years ago

    and you don’t pull the mask off the old lone ranger!

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    Woody157  about 12 years ago

    Don’t think I’d mess with Wiz either.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Now will a dish run away with him?

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    rshive  about 12 years ago

    Real wizards don’t waste perfectly good spoons.

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 12 years ago

    No one can bend a spoon, or a real spoon. The Amazing Kreskin put one into a clear box and offered a large sum of money if some one could bend it, no takers. However, having said that and knowing the US military and all their magnetic and electrical waves, pulses and heat guns. There probably is some weapon out there.

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    trekkermint  about 12 years ago

    Thin metal spoons can be bent by rubbing them at the thinnest point until they get warm to touch.

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    peconpie2  about 12 years ago

    Just wait until he has to walk away!

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    jmo328  about 12 years ago

    Or tug on Superman’s cape.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Later married Reese Witherspoon.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Could have turned him into a spork.

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    tuslog64  about 12 years ago

    Reminds me of a cartoon:Hostess cleaning off table after a party, plates and cups were OK, but the silverware was bent and twisted out of shape.“Last time we invite that #&*!# Yuri Geller to one of our parties!!

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