Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 05, 2013

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    Llewellenbruce  about 11 years ago

    The IKEA laptop stand I bought is a piece of junk. Whenevera drop or two of water lands on the laminated board itcauses the cheap paper covering the top to blister.

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    watmiwori  about 11 years ago

    They should take all their business to Ajax….

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    g55rumpy  about 11 years ago

    ACME presenting mayhem in….

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    Harry Grapjas  about 11 years ago

    Now where is that missing bolt?

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    xsintricks  about 11 years ago

    Some assembly required.

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    abesnake  about 11 years ago

    IKEA is Swedish for particle board.

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    rockngolfer  about 11 years ago

    I remembered the Ikea car.http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3591/3381504987_6c054e95ae.jpg

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    ColonelClaus  about 11 years ago

    Y’all do realize that many medieval Armies Built their catapults on site.

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    mpguy2  about 11 years ago

    Parker and Hart have just found the way to bring about world peace—require every weapon to be assembled from IKEA kits by the end user. The idea will be so daunting that weaponry will all but disappear.

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    cwg  about 11 years ago

    Unless the Huns decide to help putting that puzzle together just to see if it works. :-)

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Some things in IKEA are ugly, and some things are overpriced, but most things in IKEA are both!

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