Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 25, 2014

Hard to beat google

A few years ago I installed a Google Horn on my ’79 Cad. My neighbors loved it…the first few times.

All hail Google!

I thought maybe it’d be one weird trick that foot doctors hate.

The first result will link to “Contact the Spirtits”.

Google answers isn’t as good as the basic web search. Try Wikipedia instead. (Or Wizipedia?)

I take Google to my bed every night, why shouldn’t he as well?

Tch… You kids…What he meant to say was that he had an a-oogah horn on his Cadillac..Frienda mine had one on his ’78 Lincoln Continental.Very annoying, if over-done.

Bing is cleaner.

who is Michelle Michelle Obama?!!!!!!