Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 16, 2014

For a second, Wiz thought something good was going to happen.

Unlike your wife, the bird has its freedom…

I was thinking he needed some feathers for a spell…and nobody will miss a complainer.

Is the little jay blue because he doesn’t have a Z on his name.

Well, there won’t be much complaining about the blue jays around here—until baseball season starts up again.

And here are my complaints:

There’s a fog upon L.A.And my friends have lost their wayWe’ll be over soon they saidNow they’ve lost themselves instead.

He can’t be ImJayBlue. He never roosts ANYwhere except the Luann strip….

May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose,May an elephant caress you in it’s toes