Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2015

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Take it from me, they don’t make crowns of gold anymore…

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    mensa58  over 9 years ago

    Take it from me and my dentist, they do make gold crowns

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    I got twenty dollars for a gold crown at a place that buys gold. This was a few years ago.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 9 years ago

    My crown isn’t pure gold, it’s a gold alloy. Works and fits perfectly.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    3D printed crowns?

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    cubswin2016  over 9 years ago

    Some people can’t take a joke.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Didn’t we cover “cruel and unusual punishment” yesterday?

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    When I first visited a new dentist and before he started to work on me, I reached down with one arm and grabbed him in a strategic location saying, “Now we’re not going to hurt each other, are we?”

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Low just low.

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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    When I was in the Army, one man went to the dentist and came back with the following:The dentist said I could benefit from a bridge. Normally, we do these only for officers, but I’ve never done one before, and -—(He turned down the generous offer!)Fortunately, I never needed dental work in the 3 years.

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